EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Okay I lied it's not actually important. But here it is anyway :'D

I FEEL LIKE IT'S VITAL TO NOTE THAT DEVIT DOESN'T DRESS THE SAME WAY IN THE WINTERTIME. I wasn't going to bump last year's post about it because well I don't want to get into silly Suefic "this is what my character is wearing at all times" territory. But within the past week I've had like, five threads where people assumed Devit was wearing the half-pants even though there's a foot of snow on the ground. XD IT AIN'T SO, KIDS. Devit hates the cold, so in the winter months he does in fact wear clothing that covers him completely. It's still not TASTEFUL clothing, it's still bizarre and goth/punk/glam/whatever and tight and there's a lot of leather involved. Some of it probably looks like it was made for teenage girls who shop at Hot Topic. :( BUT he is not showing skin, at least not to the extent he does when it's warm.

HE PROBABLY LOOKS A LITTLE MORE LIKE THIS only a bit more gaudy than that. Also Maora-chan got him a new coat. ;o;

Look at this horrible fucking shirt. I bet he owns it :')

OSHI HERE WE GO. Okay, I'm done. tl;dr if there is snow on the ground his pants have two legs and are not showing bare flesh like in his icons.

<Devit> ftr Shuri Devit has a shitload of stuff in his pockets, I'm trying to remember what all he carries
<Devit> but yeah he has that card on him at all times.
<Devit> hilariously.
<Shuri> Write it down

OKAY. :Dd

Here is what Devit has on him at any given time. He has four pockets, all on the inside of his coat.


POCKET 1 (lower right pocket): his gun, and bullets.

POCKET 2 (lower left pocket): treats for animals (mostly Burupya). It used to have chicken feed in it too until Jasdero left :( Now it's mostly like, a couple of dog biscuits. He tries to feed them to Ken sometimes and probably succeeds.

POCKET 3 (upper right pocket): Cross's bills. A HUGE STACK OF BILLS AND RECEIPTS AND DEBT DEBT DEBT bound in a book which is much too big to fit into the pocket but somehow does through hammerspace law.

POCKET 4 (upper left pocket): MISCELLANEOUS THINGS:

* a small notebook
* a pencil
* a small book of poetry Hakuren gave him as a gift once. It doesn't show any signs of having been read, but it's always in there.
* a compact mirror
* lipgloss and eyeliner
* a small laminated card. On one side it has a labeled illustration of a vulva. On the other side it has SELF-PLEASURE TIPS FOR WOMEN. :')

THE NEW RAW IS OUT.

A.

AMAZING THINGS. I. I.



Jasdero what

also this

W-WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO--WOW I'M RIPPED--A-AND THOSE CLOTHES AND--

GOSH




ETA OKAY so--as for why they look so docile. IDK, SOB. People keep pointing out to me that they LOOK KIND OF OUT OF IT and so on. Basically I have four theories.

1. They have/had Innocence poisoning from their fight and something is Wrong with them; either the Earl had to do something to them to keep them under control or the Innocence itself messed with them/weakened them
2. The two panels they're in aren't really meant to be indicative of personality, since all they're doing is sitting there receiving orders and the situation is serious/all the Noah are present, so they're just chilling out and putting on a public face and when we actually see them DO SOMETHING they'll be normal; the only purpose of these two panels is "Look they're alive and wearing this," so who cares about ICness
3. Hoshino is allergic to drawing anyone as unsexy, and so naturally they've matured a bit in both looks and personality, because this allows for more manservice (NOTICE JASDERO'S LACK OF STITCHES AND HEADBOBBLE, HE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON NOW)
4. Hoshino forgot how to draw them in the two years since they've appeared, which has happened to her before

OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.

SHUT UP ABOUT MY FASHION CHOICES, RABI



I AM STILL FUCKING HOT

OKAY UH DGM SPOILERS WITHIN, I HAVEN'T READ THEM ALL YET AND IDK WTF IS GOING ON AT ALL

BUT THEY ARE FROM HERE and HERE

( I'm just c/ping shit that's relevant to Noahs )

The first time I did this he married Sui, but I fucked up one of the questions (listing buildings/types of houses instead of cities/locations) so I had to redo it. Then the second time the quiz picked the best possible of all the answers I listed, so Devit ended up an assassin on a red motorcycle, which is too good for him.

( FINALLY-- )

HELLO FRIENDS

Devit and Jasdero have been meaning to create their own cabin/BADASS FORT for a long time now, to live in by themselves. AND THAT TIME IS NOW, especially since they got some help from Ed at Christmas time and now they live alone in the Pimp Cabin with Ticky.

So Jasdero and I got together and this is what we came up with. The most awesome cabin EVER. Kind of. Well. We think so. ICly. .____.

( specifics on JASDEVI'S AMAZING TOWER )


THUS ENDS THE LEGEND OF FORT JASDEVI.


ETA 4/1: Striked as it's now irrelevant without Jasdero; Devit will no longer be living here unless he can find people to move in with him, although he will still be using the bathroom. It's possible he will allow others to have this cabin, but the bathroom and the master bedroom will be locked to only him.

devit is easily avoided with system 96

<Shuri> what is system 96 I wonder
<Keiichi> ......
<Hakuren> System 96 ...
<Chris^Cleric> Do I dare google
<Devit> You don't need to know what it is |<
<Devit> IT'S A SECRET
<Shuri> :<
<Shuri> MEANIE
<Chris^Cleric> Is it glass
<Hakuren> Should we invest in it if I ever break up with him--
<Shuri> I'M investing in it NOW

<Devit> I feel like someone should discover, like, an item in camp called System 96
<Shuri> :D
<Devit> and if they use it while near Devit they turn invisible
<Shuri> ... AWESOME
<Devit> |<

<Devit> http://www.system96.com/Pages/WhySystem96.html
<Devit> Multi-fire devit resistance
<Chris^Cleric> Hmm Mul - yes
<Hakuren> .........
<Shuri> wh-what
<Chris^Cleric> System 96 endures this punishment with unsurpassed resistance to devitrification
<Chris^Cleric> WHAT IS DEVITRIFICATION
<Shuri> apparently devitrification is a condition in the firing process of fused glass
* Hakuren gets into it on accident--
<Devit> D8
* Devit CAN'T FIND HAKUREN!
<Shuri> whereby the surface of the glass develops a whitish scum
* Hakuren IS RIGHT HERE :(
<Devit> BUT I DO--
<Devit> . . .
<Devit> sob
<Hakuren> ...
<Shuri> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devitrification
<Devit> http://www.siliconfolly.com/cgi-bin/forum/fusing/follyfusing.pl?noframes;read=6627
<Shuri> Once devit has occurred, there are techniques that can be attempted to fix it, with varying degrees of success.
<Devit> yrtrvbjhn
<Devit> omggg
<Hakuren> ...
<Shuri> I'm loving this
<Shuri> IN MOST CASES DEVITRIFICATION IS CONSIDERED A NUISANCE
<Devit> Devit spray can be purchased to apply to the surfaces of the glass pieces prior to firing which is supposed to help prevent devitrification, however there is disagreement over the long term effectiveness of this solution and whether it should be used as a substitute for proper firing techniques.
<Devit> DEVIT SPRAY
* Shuri sprays devit
<Hakuren> ...
<Devit> 9yiuk,l!!
<Chris^Cleric> Is this a euphemism to DEVIT USE A FUKKIN KLEENEX ?
<Devit> NO SHUT UP

<Devit> Also Shuri
<Devit> Devit might be procuring a potion from Kouryuu to use on you someday, when things are less srs
<Shuri> ...
<Devit> That would make you chibi and hilarious.
* Shuri system 96's
<Devit> NO!
<Shuri> MEANIE
<Devit> AHHHHH NOT SYSTEM 96
<Shuri> so is system 96 a type of devit spray
<Devit> I think it's a kind of glass?
<Shuri> oh wait no. yeah.
<Devit> that resists devit
<Shuri> I never knew I would learn so much about glass in this way
<Devit> So in my mind it's like, a little glass vial
<Devit> that Ichijou will find
<Shuri> :D
<Devit> maybe the Medicine Seller should sell them.

On the subject of unicorngasms:

<Misa> See this analogy was already retarded but when you try to apply it to male orgasms it just falls apart entirely
<Hakuren> --oh but they did
<Misa> yes, yes they did
<Devit> the male orgasm is a seagull
<Hakuren> HE HAS A UNICORN WHILE SHE GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB
<Devit> Totally commonplace and in inappropriate locations
<Devit> HAHAHAHA WHAT
<Misa> Hahahaha Tmoo
<Hakuren> http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1194114.html?thread=193605762#t193605762 CHECK IT
<Misa> or a pigeon

<Devit> god this excerpt from his pov
<Devit> I thought it was a parody
<Hakuren> Oh no
<Devit> because it sounds like something Devit would write
<Hakuren> I think the fic shifts POV like the books do--Devit.
<Devit> WHAT! IT'S THE SWEARING
<Misa> TOTAL PRIDE FUCK
<Devit> It's a little too literate for Devit and there's no "cock" though so.
<Hakuren> If you use unicorn as a euphenism, I'm-- not sleeping with you in AU.
<Devit> I WOULD NEVER
<Devit> I'D USE SOMETHING MORE BADASS
<Devit> LIKE A SHARK
<Hakuren> ......
<Misa> SUCK MY DIIIIIICK, GIVE ME A SHAAAAAARK
<Devit> ewrtcgvbjh nm,.
<Devit> misa i
<Hakuren> . . . . . . .
<Devit> i love you
<Devit> omg
<Hakuren> s-sob
<Devit> I have to post this just for that
<Misa> And I love you all, which is why I share these thoughts
<Misa> "Mmmm yeah man me and Hakuren did it last night and had velociraptors like FIVE TIMES"
<Hakuren> ...............................................................................
<Devit> tcghbj nm,.
* Hakuren has no part in this
<Devit> tfvgbnhahhahahhaha
<Devit> oh it hurts
<Devit> it hurts so much!!

NEW ICON SET COMPLETE o/

eta ONE HOUR LATER LJ HAS ALREADY FORCED ME TO REUPLOAD ONE OF THEM

eta 2

( biz no )

[sprawled on Hakuren's bed with his laptop, dicking around on Google again; without preamble, begins to read in an attempt at a silky voice:]


I dream'd this mortal part of mine
Was Metamorphoz'd to a Vine;
Which crawling one and every way
Enthralled my dainty Lucia.
Me thought, her long small legs & thighs
I with my Tendrils did surprize;
Her Belly, Buttocks, and her Waste
By my soft Nerv'lits were--


--her what? This one sucks! Lemme find a better one. Her waste!?

So I fell into the legendary Wikitrap and ended up in some interesting areas.


<Devit> Annette Schwarz, a German actress, has taken deep throat to new extremes demonstrating the ability to not only deepthroat the largest of penises, but to insert the testicles in her mouth at the same time, in addition to being able to deepthroat two penises at once.
<Matsumoto> ...
<Gongji> :O
<Tezuka[YOUGOTGAME]> ................
<Devit> as of now Devit has ICly read this article
<Vaan> asdfghgfdsx
<Matsumoto> HAHAHA DEVIT XD
<Devit> whether or not that will ever come up in play is irrelevant
<Horus> ....I'm having trouble picturing the logistics of deepthroating two at once
<Devit> Actually he probably has done that.
<Devit> Just like gone to Wiki one night and put in a bunch of stuff
<Horus> ......devit's deepthroated two at once?
<Matsumoto> maybe if they were small penises.
<Devit> --no.
<Vaan> devit's deepthr--
<Matsumoto> ... hadfjska
<Horus> ...yes but what about hips
<Devit> No USED WIKI TO--NO!
<Devit> SHUT UP NO

( YOU LOVE IT GO )

¹ Most people also shed tears while deepthroating. "Deep Throat in Pornographic Film." Wikipedia. 20 Oct. 2008. 09 Nov. 2008 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_throat_in_pornographic_film>


ETA: I HATE YOU ALL

( ESPECIALLY BIZ! )

As we're getting into the cold seasons here in Americaland, I have very pimportant (that was a typo but I'm leaving it) character information to update Devit with that will affect everyone's play greatly.

DEVIT HATES THE COLD so much to Chiri and Kid's GREAT REJOICING he will not in fact go around in December in his . . . pant(s?). Or tank tops. Because oh man does Devit hate being cold and the snow and uyhuji fuck you, winter!

WHICH OF COURSE RAISES THE QUESTION: what kinds of things does Devit wear in the winter time? Does this mean he'll be dressing any better than usual?

( I'LL LET YOU BE THE JUDGE OF THAT )


AND SO ON. Those are just SOME EXAMPLES and really he probably wears those arm warmers and shit like that year round anyway. Also I know some of those are girls' clothes. But. Yeah. Close enough. Even the one with the lace.

SOMETIMES I FORGET THINGS ARE REGIONAL


<Devit> Hahaha Hakuren I always forget Devil's Night is a regional thing but. THEY'RE FROM AMERICA, WHO SAYS THEY'RE NOT FROM DETROIT.
<Sora> Hahahaha IT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS XD
* Sora pets Devit
<Devit> I didn't even know it wasn't all over the country until like, a few years ago.
<Castor> ... devil's night?
<Sora> When I first read it, I thought you meant like, All Saint's Day or something, and was like "... ?" and then I remembered. XD
<Devit> In Detroit/nearby regions (I don't know if it originated here, I AM WIKING IT NOW)
<Devit> The night before Halloween is Devil's Night
<Devit> --yes it did originate here!
<Devit> It's the night when people go around uh. Doing bad shit.
<Devit> Vandalism mostly
<Devit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Night
<Ryou|appeninstuff> that shit had better not spread over here this weekend is going to be terrible enough
<Devit> After a brutal Devil's Night in 1994, then new mayor Dennis Archer promised city residents arson would not be tolerated.
<Castor> ohhh.
<Devit> I LOVE MY HOMETOWN!
<Ryou|appeninstuff> w-wow
<Ryou|appeninstuff> your mayor just got busted didn't he Tmoo
<Devit> so apparently my headcanon is that Devit is from Detroit now--this kind of makes sense to me
<Sora> I've heard about it in the past, but yeah. XD
<Devit> lol yeah
<Ryou|appeninstuff> . . . It kinda does yeah
<Devit> for like the millionth time I don't even know what he did this time
<Sora> He'd love Devil's Night. |D


The best thing is that looking at the Wiki, the tradition didn't start until the 1930s or so, but breakdance originated in the 1970s and so I have no reason to feel guilty about Devit having experienced Devil's Night before.


ETA

<Devit> You know Watari, hilariously
<Devit> Philadelphia is another of the cities that I sort of headcanon that Devit might be from
<Watari> XD
<Devit> IN MY HEADCANON Jasdevi is from a large city east of the Mississippi but not New York
<Watari> Philadelphia works! As does Baltimore, really
<Devit> SOMEPLACE WITH A LOT OF CRIME LOL
<Watari> ...yeah
<Watari> Philly works :/
<Ryou|appeninstuff> Baltimore also works
<Devit> and Detroit hahahah sob
* Devit edits this into the entry so Jasdero can see tomorrow

ETA 2 ( more IRC speculation on Jasdevi pre-Noah )

DEVIT GOES DOWN ON A GIRL: THE RETURN OF THE SON OF THE CLITORIS'S GHOST


<Morrolan|Study> ...Hey, Devit.
<Morrolan|Study> Remember how we were speculating on how Devit would need one of those mining helmets?
<Devit> sob yes
<Morrolan|Study> If he ever had sex with a girl?
<Devit> YES OTL
<Morrolan|Study> Well.
<Morrolan|Study> http://www.sextoyparty.com/orsexlifi.html
<Devit> rebhmkl,trvybghjnmklryugijkl;
<Shuri> HAHAHAHA
<Morrolan|Study> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE


<Devit> So I was thinking like
<Devit> "You know, Devit likes Hakuren so much that he could probably actually get it up for female!Hakuren"
<Devit> "That's pretty amazing"
<Devit> But then I realized that neither of them would know what to do.
<Devit> "What feels good for a chick?" "How should I know!" "You ARE a chick, moron!" "Not usually!"
<Hakuren> ...
<Hakuren> That would be kind of hilarious too
<Devit> We'd BOTH need the helmets with the lights.
<Devit> "OKAY, TELL ME WHEN"
<Hakuren> "MY LEFT, NOT YOURS."
<Teito> .......
<Devit> "HOT OR COLD"
<Hakuren> "OW."
<Devit> "Guess that's cold . . . "
<Teito> hot...hotter... COLD FREEZING OW FROSTBITE
<Hakuren> sob
<Devit> drfvbn hahahaha
* Devit posts it on LJ
* Teito whaps Devit, no vajayjay for you


THANKS KIRA

BEST PRODUCT LINK EVER

[makes a new tag in this journal]

DEVIT GOES DOWN ON A GIRL

<Devit> Again, even if he were straight. He just. Never would. And if he did he would suck.
<Sora> ... yeaaaaaaaah.
<Devit> She'd be all FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET OUT OF THERE
<Devit> "But I think I found--" "NO YOU DIDN'T"
<Sora> If Devit were straight, he'd be more -- sort of the wham-bam-fuck-you-ma'am type.
<Devit> YES HE WOULD
<Devit> amusingly he wouldn't be like that with a guy
<Teito|scrubs> pfft
<Sora> WOULD HE BE BETTER WITH A GUY
<Devit> women just don't register to him in the same way, so he wouldn't--care.
<Devit> HE WOULD, YES
<Morrolan> I have this hideous image of Devit with a flashlight and an anatomy text.
<Devit> yugyuhjmXDDD
<Morrolan> Which I felt it necessary to share.
<Morrolan> "I KNOW IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE"
<Sora> HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS
<Devit> One of those light helmets
<Sora> HE CAN POINT IT OUT ON THE DOLL
<Sora> That'd be adorable
<Morrolan> "ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING ANYTIME SOON, I'M GETTING BORED"

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA

THE CHARACTER PROFILES FOR THE NOAH ARE OUT uytgyhjmk,

here

I'm just gonna.

Preserve these for . . . posterity I. oh my god hahahah

( BREAKDANCING?! )

<Amada^Ken> I somehow cannot imagine Kanda would take well to pregnancy
<Amada^Ken> (...do I even want to know who Kanda's babydaddy is?)
<Devit> I'M ACTUALLY NOT SURE
<Gale> it's Cross, clearly
<Devit> It might never hae been revealed
<Ryuuken> (I didn't try to find out)
<Gale> NO WAIT
<Gale> IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS
<Gale> IT'S RINALI
<Devit> HAHAHAH
<Amada^Ken> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Devit> There's a pregnant Rinali too.
<Devit> So maybe they IMPREGNATED EACH OTHER.
<Gale> TOTALLY
<Gale> BECAUSE
<Gale> THAT'S HOW
<Gale> PREGNANT THINGS
<Ryuuken> This is so much with the not sense making
<Gale> WORK!!!!
<Aya[zzz]> ....
<Devit> that is how babehs are made
<Aya[zzz]> .adsfsakjHAHAHAHA
<Devit> FOR EXORCISTS!
<Gale> how are they made for Noahs?
<Aya[zzz]> See and I'm just worried when my sims end up getting pregnant that something's wrong. BUT AT LEAST IT'S A BOY KNOCKING UP A GIRL :(
<Aya[zzz]> unless it's an alien knocking up a boy
<Devit> Ticky puts them inside you manually.
<Gale> XD
<Devit> oh man
<Devit> I'd love to see a fic like that
<Aya[zzz]> Ticky can run his own backyard fertility clinic
<Gale> That. I'm reminded of an IRC log I have somewhere.
<Gale> I seem to remember this conversation.
<Devit> If Ticky and Mukuro joined forces . . .
<Gale> http://holymanwhore.livejournal.com/5669.html FOUND IT
<Devit> Mukuro could give anyone an illusory uterus
<Devit> And Ticky could put a baby in it
<Gale> sdefjfgre

<Mika> Ceiling Jasdero
<Devit> wut
<Mika> I don't know, it just popped into my head
<Devit> DEVIT IS HORRIFIED BY THAT POSSIBILITY
<Devit> He's always worried that Jasdero will like, follow him someday
<Mika> that's why Devit can't fap. jasdero is always there. watching. :( except he's the most unknowing ceiling person ever
<Devit> "I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK IN A MINUTE AHHHHH"
<Mika> sob
<Devit> And Jasdero would be like . . .
<Devit> DEVI
<Devit> DEVI ARE YOU OKAY
<Devit> WHAT'S WRONG
<Devit> ARE YOU HURT
<Devit> "trftgulkujmko;l"
<Aeris[kabob]> ...
<Mika> And then the commotion would cause the other Noah to come see what the problem was...
<Devit> Devi I heard you talking to yourself didn't you know I wasn't here
<Devit> sob yes
<Devit> you were swearing a lot :< what's wrong Devit
* Devit MY LIIIIIIFE
<Mika> s-sob

ETA

<Devit> Devit totally like
<Devit> GOES OUT . . . SOMETIMES . . . JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES . . . DON'T FOLLOW ME
<Jasdero> HAHA
<Jasdero> Jasdero probably sits there for like. thirty seconds. and then follows him because wtf where did you gooo
<Jasdero> thirty seconds on a good day!
* Devit sobs XD

<Nishi> so in other words, Devit's never successfully gotten off ever.
<Devit> Hey I was here alone for three weeks. Three . . . wonderful weeks . . .
<Devit> ;;
<Mika> ....lol

<Jasdero> what do you need ten minutes for? :o
<Devit> Nuuuuhh . . . nothing . . .
<Jasdero> So then you don't need ten minutes?
<Devit> No I, I do! I just have to go. Talk to someone . . .
<Jasdero> ....like who >:
<Devit> . . . Mika?
<Jasdero> Can I come \o/??
<Devit> apparently I can't ._.